Ape Rape

Faye Ray, the original "Damsel in Distress" died in her apartment in Manhattan yesterday. She was 96. She said over the years she'd grown to see a spiritual side to her confrontation with the big ape Kong. Here was this creature that had such power to destroy and yet he had the capacity to appreciate beauty, she said. Actually I think he really wanted to ravish and do sundry unmentionable things to her body. It's just hard to do that while clinging to skyscraper tower and being attacked by numerous fighter planes.