Knife Play

YARDHOG'S TRUE LIFE ADVENTURES

An elderly couple at Wal-Mart
trying to operate a digital photo machine.
She's fumbling with the controls as he looks over her shoulder.
"I can't figure this damn thing out," she complains.
"We've already wasted 45 minutes!" he fumes.
Suddenly a voice comes over the store's p.a. system.
"Today everyone in the store will be given a free stainless steel paring knife."
NOT A GOOD IDEA!