Saturday, December 11, 2010

New Beginings

Let It Be Known, the Hog is on Fire!
Papa's got a brand new blog, the first in five years, thanks to his knightly Web Master, Logan Weiler III and he's eager to play. Logan is the man who designed the Hog's web page www.yardhog.net in 2005 and he's definitely not lost his touch.

The Hog's almost too excited to type. But first things first. This morning when he opened the Courier Journal's "Scene Magazine", the publication he used to write for in the 80s," he noticed
an ad for a "Naughty Volvo" that "whips curves into submission." I always knew men viewed cars as sex objects but this publication is supposed to appeal to women. Obviously, the ad writers know something I don't. In any case this new, sexy Volvo comes with what appears to be tinted windows.
That means you can do any damn thing in it you want. Take it off, take it off, take it all off.



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