Wednesday, June 16, 2004

CHEAP GOLD CHAIN

Yesterday Yardhog helped clear the ennui laden afternoon air with an exciting acquisition; a cheap, gold chain. The kind worn by leisure-suited lounge lizards in the 1970s. The Hog never sucumbed to that fad back then, which is very unusual since he once wore with pride everything from platform shoes to hot pants.
So, in this retro-infested decade he was not surprised to suddenly see the recent re-appearance of this anachronistic bauble. Walmart to the rescue! After looking at several models, he purchased a particularly flashy, gold one at an economical price. This morning after draping his neck with the item, he asked D how it looked. Without missing a beat, she said, "YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!" No worry. That's the same thing she said about his ear rings. luv, yardhog

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